Sugar Cookies

The other day, Esther and I had an interesting conversation.  It goes something like this:

Scene:  Lauren walking down the hall at church.  Esther and Carrie walking the other way.  

Lauren: Do either of you all want a cookie?  

Esther: I saw those cookies last night. They looked and smelled disgusting!  I don't want one.  

Lauren:  um, Esther... I made those cookies!

Esther:  They look and smell disgusting.  

Carrie:  I'll try one...  Yum!

Esther:  Fine, I'll try one, too...  they are good. I wish I had five more.  

Lauren: Are you lying?  

Thankfully for Esther's sake, I'm not easily offended when people call my yummy cookies disgusting.