Conversations With David

Scene:  David and Lauren are sitting on the bed, discussing Lauren's desire for a dog.  

Lauren:  You would love our female Maltese named Phoebe if we had her.  

David:  A female? There is something wrong with the idea of a girl dog.  

Lauren:  Um... David...  

David:  Yeah, I know... there would be no dogs if it weren't for female dogs...